I became "(Declan) the red-nosed reindeer!"
For those of you that aren't aware, lately I've been practising opening and closing cupboard doors and drawers. Well, today, upon experimentation with one cupboard door in particular, I "stumbled" across a nice, big bottle of something called "Gin." Basically, I had the "bright" idea to drink from this bottle as I do my bottle of formula, and guess what happened?! I started to feel a little strange - sorta' tingly. Then, my nose started to swell and it turned bright red. Mommy laughed and called me names: If I remember correctly, it was "Gin Nose." I don't know, my memory of the whole incident is a little "foggy." Anyway, that's my (fictional) story. I think it will go down in history (like Pinocchio).
Image (Above): Why is the room spinning?
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