I stepped in reindeer poop! OH NO!! Is this a sign? Does it mean that I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas?! But, I ain't been NUTTIN' BUT GOOD! This can't be!
You better "Run, Run Rudolph," 'cause I'm gonna' kick you in the leg! Doesn't Santa know ANYTHING about curbing his reindeer?He'd be fined if he lived in Toronto.
Oh, Mommy just said, she was joking. WHEW! The "reindeer poop" was actually black ink. Mommy and Daddy just wanted my "paw print" to put on my first Christmas decoration that Mom-Mom got us (thank-you Mom-Mom!).
Oh, and I guess you should know that I was just joking too. I wasn't really going to kick Rudolph in the leg. I don't even know how to kick yet - unless Mommy or Daddy helps me - and they wouldn't have approved of such violence. And one more thing, I know you curb your reindeers Santa because you're a good man, and good people curb their animals.
I look forward to you coming over tomorrow night Santa. I'll leave you some Armenian prime-rib on a stick. Does that sound good? Maybe some pita and hummus too?
Is everything okay between us now?
Image (Above): Not your average "paw." As a result, we had to get creative with the print.
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