My favourite feat to date is the acquirement of my new special power: STINKY FEET!!! My "StrideRights" certainly don't smell right (in Mommy's opinion), and they leave my feet smelling deliciously disgusting! After fermenting for the day, I like to take my ripe feet out of my sandals and stick them in Mommy's face. I die laughing at the reaction. Thank you "StrideRight" for choosing to bestow me with this awesome super power this month! I can't wait to get further acquainted in July and August!
On top of adding smelly feet to my repertoire this month, I went to my first wedding (Uncle Mike's) where I danced the night away with Mommy and the rest of my family (Daddy, Mom-Mom, Pop-Pop, Uncle Shane & Uncle Shawn, and Aunt Tina). I also began walking Mephisto (I grab his leash and attempt to drag his fat behind, behind me). I also feed Mephisto my bottle, and dump two cups of dog food in his bowl each morning and evening. I'm regularly feeding myself as well. I use a spoon, and on occasion, I use my own fork. I'm in the habit of cleaning up after myself too. I mop the floor and wipe the table top of my highchair.
On top of all of these accomplishments, I'm proud to say that I can now climb up on the couch, and on occasion, when the moment strikes, I enjoy getting up on our table and dancing. Mommy hopes this is not "foreshadowing" - whatever that is.
I'm also glad to report that I get a real kick out of singing the song "Hey Baby!" I love to stop and smell the flowers on our nightly strolls, and I'm ravenous for books! I bring Mommy seven, or so, books to read to me at a time, and enjoy flipping through each one. I love repeating the words and adding my own gibberish spin on them.
Image (Above): Pretending to make sure Mom-Mom's pearls are presentable while my feet secretly vent their gaseous fumes. Three seconds after this shot was taken, Mom-Mom blamed Mephisto for farting. My secret weapons are working.
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