All that "trick or treating," and candy gobbling sent me into a sugar coma last night. The result? Nightmares on Mortimer St.! I dreamt that BOTH T-Rex and Frankenstein came over for a play-date in our backyard, only it wasn't the type of play-date I have grown accustomed to. Both monsters tried to bait me by inflating my ego. They complimented me on how healthy I looked, and exclaimed they were impressed by my thick, tender thighs; round, juicy rump; and soft, squishy rolls. Then they each tried to eat me up!!! Thankfully, Mommy rescued me by telling them they weren't allowed to play with their food. Their hopes were deflated, and I was saved!
Image (Above): A still-shot from my nightmare. For more hair-raising scenes, click here or look under "Slobber Shots."
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