HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Cyber Slobber Slug Raids Schools & City Streets

Happy Halloween everyone! Thank you to those of you who voted for my costume on my blog. The winner was....THE LION but, I decided to celebrate my first Halloween in more predictable attire - Slobber Slug garb. However, I bet you never would've guessed that I would be a Slobber Slug from Uranus!

Mommy is my Cyber-Slug Mama, and Daddy is the Mad Scientist who, uhhh, discovered us? I think. I don't know. I'm a little confused by his costume choice.

Anyhoo, you might be interested to know that by harnessing the powers given to him by his Halloween costume, Daddy was able to create this ultra-cool 'hybrid' of an Englsh Bulldog and Bumble Bee in his 'lab' (a.k.a. bathroom). Mommy named his creation the English Bum-bull Bee! Ha! Ha! Get it?! Bum-BULL Bee!!! How cute is he?! Mephisto the bum-bull bee, not Daddy. Daddy looks creepy.

For more images, click on "Cyber Slobber Slug Raids School & City Streets" here, or under "Slobber Shots."

Image (Above): Mommy, Daddy, Mephisto, and I get an A+ for our costumes at Daddy's school.

Lions & Tigers, & Cyber Slobber Slugs, Oh My!

My Mommy's 'Mommy's Group' prepared a special 'treat' for us babies to celebrate our first Halloween. They rented out 'Gymboree,' and we dressed up in assorted costumes: from Lions & Tigers to Tootsie Rolls & Slobber Slugs. We also sang songs, played games, and pigged out on lots of good old-fashioned milk.

I'd like to 'slobber out' a special thank-you to Josh's Mommy, Corrine. She came up with the idea, and organized this sweet retreat for us. Mommy Corinne, you're a star, and you don't need a costume to demonstrate it!

& to the rest of my baby buddies and their Mommies: Thanks for helping to make this the best first Halloween party ever. I'll never remember it!

For more pics, click on "Lions & Tigers, & Cyber Slobber Slugs, Oh My!" here, or under "Slobber Shots."

Hybrid Slug Discovered at Local Chlorinated Pond

After weeks of swimming lessons with Daddy, Mommy finally revealed to me that I am a 'tad' tadpole! That's one-part tadpole to those of you who are a little, um, s..l...o....w.....e.....r. I probably could've guessed it myself, as I'm a real natural on the synthetic lily-pads. It has also been made quite clear to me that I am in no way, shape, or form, part bean-pole. You can validate this fact for yourself by viewing the images of me in my swim-trunks.

Image (Above): Me. A hybrid; how eco-chic is that?!

Hands Up, Baby Hands Up

I bet you'd "give me your heart, give me, give me, your heart, give me, give me," if you saw how I waved my hands up in the air today. Unfortunately, Mommy couldn't get a good picture of all the action. She was too busy enjoying it. Daddy was too busy picking his hiney (I didn't witness this, I just saw him clearing off the table and doing the dishes like a good, little wife). Anyway, it's not like the camera could've caught me in action anyway. Ninja Training 101 has made my hand movements so quick that they register as blurs to the human eye. Listen, I might be a slobber slug, but I ain't no snail.

At this time, I'd like to take a moment to thank my "Uncle" Andrew & "Aunt" Holly for ensuring I received a copy of the "Ninja Handbook." Obviously, it's already coming in mighty "handy."

Waving Wonder

It's official. I've nearly perfected my wave. Just one word of caution: If you're talking to me and I wave "good-bye" mid-sentence, don't be offended. I'm simply trying to get to the part where we say "good-bye" and then part ways, so that I can utilize my newly acquired talent.

Image (Right): Okay, so I'm not waving "good-bye" in this picture, but at least I'm happy to see you.

Slobber Slug a Biped?

As you can see, I have recently discovered that I am a Slobber Slug who is in fact, a biped. Can I get into the "Guiness Book of World Records" for that?!

Check out my new hat and boots, not to mention the cute little purple sweater my "Auntie" Christine just knit for me. These should help keep my warm-blooded body cozy this brisk fall season.

For more pictures, check out "Slobber Slug a Biped?" under "Slobber Shots."

Image (Above): I'm a biped, who would've guessed?!

The BIG Bang!

A long, long, long, long time ago, cave babies banged two rocks together and discovered that they made a spark.

BIG DEAL.

I have since evolved. Did you know that when you bang two plastic balls together they create a 'BIG BANG?!' YES!! Mommy's & Daddy's world is about to crumble as I have discovered how to create (and re-create) a cataclysmic cacophony that will rock their ear-drums.

Image (Right): Here I am attempting to save "slobber-face" after my 'Big Bang' discovery. I was successful.

Slobber Slug Shots:

Look for the heading "Slobber Slug Shots" in the sidebar to the right. Here you can enjoy a slew of photos of me with a simple click. YES, image after image that will leave you drooling too!

Please Note: Once you get to the photo album, you can click on "Slideshow" to view the photos with ease.

Image (Above): It's Thanksgiving Weekend, and I'm shoulder-deep in a sea of sunny orbs. THANKFULLY, daddy has been teaching me how to swim!

My First Feeding: A Slobbering Experience

My first food was rice cereal, and it went down real good! Well, most of it went down well. You can see for yourself. What Mommy and Daddy didn't expect was the incessant drooling that followed. I couldn't help it, I wanted more!

Since my first experience with rice cereal, I have been consuming oatmeal, barley, peas, carrots, butternut squash, and sweet potatoes. So far, my favourite is carrots, but that could change because I'll be starting apples on Monday!

Mommy and Daddy think I'm a good, little herbivore - but, soon they tell me I'll transform into a meat-eater as well, or more specifically, an omnivore. Perhaps this is what Halloween is all about?!

On that note, don't forget to check out my Halloween costume poll. You can vote between a herbivore, a carnivore, and an omnivore!!

Image (Above): Here I am practicing being a good, little herbivore.

My Artificial Habitat

Check out the bedroom my Mommy and Daddy designed for me. It's as snug as a nursery can be!

Look at the bookshelf my Pop-Pop made for me to house the written fodder my brain will grow ENORMOUS on.

I just love my habitat. Hopefully, I won't have to worry about any predators invading any time soon. I want a room to myself until I'm at least one year old (that's 15 years old in human years).

More pictures are a click away under "Slobber Shots."

Image (Above): Mommy makes sure that I count my blessings before my sheep each night. The mobile pictured above was made by my Mommy. If you want a custom mobile, speak to her.

A Slobber Slug is Born

If you haven't been privy to it already, here's your chance to get a little background information on my birth. I was born on Friday, March 13, 2009 @ 6:16 am. Despite this date, I am not a curse; I am an absolute blessing (or so Mommy and Daddy tell me). That's because, on this day, it became official; I was the largest and heaviest Slobber Slug to ever cross the earth (well, in at least the last 2 million years, or so).

At birth, I weighed in at 8 lbs. 2 oz, and was 21 in. long. I have since grown to over 20 lbs and 28 in. long.

My hair was raven black. It was abundant. I had it on my cone-shaped head (I was vacuumed, AND my dad has a slight cranial malformation), the back of my ears, and my back. Sadly, I have since shed my fur (Mephisto found it very becoming AND it would've come in very handy during this coming Halloween. On top of that, Mommy thought I would've been a shoo-in at the local circus and a real cash-cow. Sadly/happily, that was not my/our fate). I digress, for your information my hair has now changed colour, and is a sandy brown.

Upon delivery, my eyes shone like sapphires. Their deep blue hue complimented the red in the whites of my eyes that were a result of a few lengthy episodes of laughing so hard that I cried my eyes out for almost an hour straight. My eyes have since changed. They are now the colour of turds, or burnt toast if you prefer. Okay, okay, they're a lovely brown. What's awesome about having brown eyes is the fact that they match my Mommy's and my brother's (Mephisto's) eyes. Daddy is now the odd-man out. Not, that any of us are surprised. He usually is (his head IS malformed).

I almost forgot to tell you about the colour of my skin. When I arrived, my skin was the colour of urine when you haven't had an ounce of H2O in a week (or when you've had one too many bevies). I don't know what that last bracket means. My Mommy wrote that. Anyway, no one found my skin colour attractive. Thankfully, it has since changed to the alabaster skin my Mommy was gifted with. EVERYONE finds this attractive.

So, that's about all I have to say on this topic for now. Now that you've been updated, go on and read all about my life since. It's a real s(l)ob(ber) story!

Image (Above): This is me just a few days old. I came to Mommy and Daddy to have and hold. 10 little fingers. 10 little toes. A cute little face, with a scrunched up nose.